CSIs - the list continues

After discussing random Cost Saving Iniatives (CSI) at the gentleman's club - its been decided to document it on this web site for all to take on board - which in itself is a CSI for you, as you dont have to waste time reinventing the wheel.

• Go to work naked - no need to dirty clothes - saves on water & washing powder & electricity
• Grow a beard - keeps face warm - cuts down on heating - and traps food for later
• Send bills back to BT without Cheques in them - buys you time util you get paid
• Trap water in pint glasses when having a shower - then you can reuse for drinking/rising after toothbrushing
• Kill the swans on the canal, sell the meat as "chicken" and their feathers to pillow companies
• Dont go to work ... save on petrol, spending money in the canteen and cups of tea
• Dont have friends - never need to go out again, buy a round at the pub or birthday presents.
• Take up smoking - investment makes profit - smoke = no need to eat food = slimming quickly = no big food shopping bills

Anymore items email to doc.wharton@btinternet.com