same ol' wharton - always missing

Well another manager comes into St James Park - and it appears the knock on effect is my dry goalscoring patch ... coincedence ? I think not! Ample opportunities running down the keeper, but last ball is terrible. I can only put it down to a number of factors

• Not being any good
• The 'keeping outsizing the goal
• The constant stress at work - with idiots asking stupid stupid questions
• Women from my past who I still have strong feelings for

My goal tally for September is 0 - although, 1 less than a certain Mr Shearer.

Twat on a stick you could say really